Part 1
日期:03.04.2006
时间:5.40PM
被派到542房,我一个人上去。
插了锁匙,亮了灯,下一个动作就是:衣柜、窗帘、床底、厕所等大翻一番。
看看有没有躲着陌生人或不明物体或外星人。
报告:“安全了!”。
把门锁上,我把电视开着伴我。
自己上洗手间了。
待续......
Part 2
日期:03.04.2006
时间:6.45PM
下去Lobby等老板A和怡保的同事。
我们一同到“华仔” 吃晚餐。
在大雨天里吃热喷喷的鱼肉,嗯,好好吃。
Part 3
日期:03.04.2006
时间:9.45PM
朋友在我和老板ABC到停车场的车子拿行李时打电话来,
友:“你在那里?”
我:“在酒店啊!”
友:“咦,这么吵?”
我:“有人在讲话嘛!”
友:“是谁?”
我:“我老板啊!”
友:“哦,你一个人睡啊?”
我:“没有啦,当然是和我老板啊!”
友:“哈?你老板是男是女?”
我:“当然是和女的老板啦, 哈哈哈!傻瓜。”
友:“喂,不要拿这些东西来玩哩!”
上到房间,把门一开,“Smell of smoke! Yaiks!”
"Geeze, why is there a chunk of bread under the bed?!!"
"Sigh! The window is not lock!"
"Call the room service to complain, tell them we want to change room."
"Hello, I am calling from room 542, this is gross, I just came back from outside and found that someone has entered my room even I have put on the do not disturb door hanger outside. Somemore there is a chunk of bread under the bed, the window is unlock, I want to change room."
"Yes, miss, do you mean there was no smoke smell when you first came in?"
"Definitely yes!"
"OK. Our room service is coming up to check."
After a while, the room attendant came, passed us the key to the next room, 544.
We put down our luggage and make sure the window is properly locked before we go off for 糖水 outside三德华小.
Part 4
日期:03.04.2006
时间:11.00PM
Happily we go back to the hotel, said good night to the other two guys, and went to our room.
"Oh, why is there smell of smoke again?"
"...and the window is not lock!" Yaiks! I was shocked and jumped 3 feet away from the window...... (My lady boss was very impressed with my long jump skill.)
"Let's put our luggage to the guys room and go down again."
Knock! Knock! Knock!
Haha.. Funny to see the guys covered themselves with their unbuttoned shirt.
We left our bags in their room and went down again to make complain.
The manager came out, and asked, "Well, mam, I am very well understand about the situation, but only the security has the spare keys, it is impossible for anyone to enter your room."
"No, I think because it is a flat level outside the window, so there might be someone standing there to smoke, and he may see any opened window to climb in from one and another room."
"Just give me any room which is not at the flat level. I need to rest well tonight."
"OK. Is it ok for you to have higher level room?"
"Yes, as long as no one can stand outside our window."
"Here you are. Room 924"
At the lift, I asked my boss, "Why do they have to give us all these numbers? 4, 4 and another 4?"
She didn't say a word.
At level 9, we go to the rooms. "Hello, we are here for the night!" My boss said. Maybe I should have done that when I entered the first room. It was quite a peaceful good night sleep after all. Maybe she did her prayer when I went to the bath room.
Part 5
日期:04.04.2006
时间:8.00AM
Having breakfast tea at the cafe, my boss B said, "Now morning I tell you, don't stay in this hotel anymore."
I don't want to feel freaky, so I didn't feel it. Maybe I was comfortable enough with the two uncles and my lady boss with me.
为什么没inform我,准备总统套房给你哩。。。
ReplyDelete之后我们把房间的号码告诉吉隆坡的同事,让他去买万字。
ReplyDelete哈哈。
不知道他又没有中哩!
有缘人也来试一下运气吧:
542,544,548,924
不知道是不是怡保土地公给的luck。
有朋友和我说一进酒店房时一定要把床弄乱。
ReplyDelete但不可把橱门先打开。
下个星期去新山时就要试一试。